Karate Jokes

(credited to :www.teamusamartialarts.com)

You may have been in Martial Arts too long when.....

~Now when every time you pass a wall you start to wonder:' Is that structural or drywall?' THEN you know you've gone overboard.

~When you hit your head on a low doorway or ceiling and kick it in anger to damage it.

~When you're practicing your arm blocks while driving down the highway, notice someone in another car staring at you, suddenly turn your arm blocks in to vigorously fanning away an imaginary fly.

~"What was I doing in my office when I was spinning around and flailing my arms and legs? Ahhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm......."

~"GAK! NO! The left side of the bathrobe goes on top..."

~Tend to keep at least one kind of martial arts weapon close at hand by your bed.

~Have begun to master the reflex to commit a very messy homicide when, directly after someone finds out you practice the martial arts, they immediately ask, "are you a Black Belt??"

~Have at least one fantasy where you are a martial arts hero and end the fight by saying something *so* cool that you make Arnold Shwarzenegger and Clint Eastwood look like nervous chatter boxes.

~When standing in line you find yourself practcing some stance from you art.

~When you bow going in and out of the bathroom.

~ When you dont use tools while splitting firewood.

~ When you find yourself practicing bo staff techniques in miniature with your pencil during school or dull meatings.

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